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The microphone is wired to the mechanism that advances the spikes. Loud singing retards them; quiet singing or pauses advances them. Sing long and loud, your life depends on it.
Iron Maiden sing along time...
http://www.youtube....watch?v=sEWiOKSexig The song "Iron Maiden" from the album "Iron Maiden", by the band "Iron Maiden", ostensibily about the torture device called an iron maiden [Jinbish, Dec 22 2009]
For [Ian]
http://www.youtube....watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A Muppet's Bohemian Rhapsody is very good - but I like Beaker's rendition of "Ode to Joy" better. [Jinbish, Dec 22 2009]
For [bungston]
http://www.youtube....5YY&feature=related It's not jazz - but it is bizarre. [Jinbish, Dec 22 2009]
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the problem is once the spikes were advanced to a certain amount, the singing would be both long and loud so they wouldn't advance any more. |
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Disputed: "retards" implies that the spikes still move, albeit slower. "Retracts" implies them moing away from the singer, which is undesirable. |
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Of course, "retard" could refer to the karaoke singer ... |
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I'm considering a connoisseur model, which uses matching algorithms to compare the singing to the backing track, for intonation, rythym, etc. |
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Bigger, longer, sharper spikes .... |
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In UK we could just sing Christmas no 1s, especially this year's ... |
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I would like to do an album of Iron Maiden covers, but arranged as jazz standards. |
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horrible, evil torture device (+) |
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I just gave this a bun before I read that it was about torture. Again, because I can see much mirth in Maiden, and I think that they are underused in the karaoke format. |
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