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In the linked idea, the ineffable [Ian Tindale] suggested
making bacteria IP addressable.
With bacteria, this might be difficult. Howevertheless,
it
might work with certain fish.
Many species of fish use electric pulses to sense their
environment. It is basically a low-power version of
the
electric eel's high-voltage pulse, but these pulses are
much
more frequent, and use very low voltages. By sensing
how
the field is distorted, the fish can sense their
environment.
They also sense the fields given off by other
members of their own species.
The low-voltage pulses produced by these fish are
modulated in frequency depending on their immediate
needs (much like a bat's ultrasonic chirps vary depending
on whether it is navigating or pursuing a moth).
So, here's the plan. We need a few of these
electrosensing
fish in a tank, a simple voltage detector, and a food-
releasing mechanism.
Initially, the food-releaser is set up to release food
whenever it senses frequent pulses. Gradually, however,
the parameters are changed such that it releases food
only
in response to certain patterns of pulses. The feeder
gradually becomes more and more selective, until it
responds only to valid IP6 (or whatever it is)
communications protocols. Gadulka! You now have
internet-enabled fish.
Clearly, this could be taken further, depending on the
fish's
intellectual ability.
Suggested by annotation in:
Refractive_20width_...ery_20liquid_20gems [MaxwellBuchanan, May 23 2016]
Electric fish
https://en.wikipedi.../wiki/Electric_fish Jump to "Weakly electric fish" [MaxwellBuchanan, May 23 2016]
Feeding The Fish
http://www.feedingthefish.com/ Astonishing. [8th of 7, May 23 2016]
Cuttlefish
https://en.wikipedi...ttlefish#Coloration Fascinating little creatures ... intelligent, too. [8th of 7, May 23 2016]
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That's true, there's no f in Ian Tindale... |
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// this could be taken further // |
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If you managed to create a Babel fish, God would cease to exist. Or you would be God. Possibly both (or neither). |
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Presumably there's no plaice for flatfish in this idea ? |
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<sound of Borg Cube powering up warp drive to flee inevitable deluge of fish puns> |
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// those that can exhibit different colouring // |
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Squid, cuttlefish (and octupi), or chameleons. |
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Euurgh! Not the creatures, you understand; the grammar. |
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"Octopuses", or "octopodes" (like "antipodes", or "platypodes"), but not "octupi". Also, not "stati", not "hiati", not "virii" and not "rhinoceri". |
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<peers down into pit trap> |
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Yes, we know .... MUHWHAHAHA ! |
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{pulling self up by a dangling participle} |
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I was still sore from [blissmiss]'s tennis ball, you know. |
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There's no need to be Surly about it ... |
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(been saving that one for AGES ...) |
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//rhinoceri// rhinocerotes. |
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//"Octopuses", or "octopodes" (like "antipodes", or
"platypodes")// - does that mean that "antipus" is the
singular of "antipodes"? |
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And do one-legged people go to a pusiatrist? |
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Yes, [hippo], and no, [MaxwellBuchanan], although
"antipod" would be a more natural back-formation (like
"gastropod" or "arthropod"). The stem, you see is "pod-",
and
in the nominative it gains an "s", but "-ds" does not sit
comfortably in the Classical Greek sound system, so
"pods"
collapses to "pous", which is then latinized to "pus". But
that nominative ending would only be attached to the last
element of a compound word (hence, not "pusiatry") and,
in
words of modern coinage which no-one thought of
declining,
not even there. |
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I *knew* there was a reason some people study
Greek. |
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So, how come seed pods have no feet? |
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Given an IoF (Internet of Fish), and possible extensions into starchy plant tubers to give us an IoP (Internet of Potatoes), the logical conclusion is an IoF&C, with W3C recommendations on Curry Sauce and MushyPea extensions. |
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What about salt and vinegar ? Presumaby an RFC (request for condiments) would be necessary... |
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or, if referring to the secret society, the "Rhinocerati". |
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if learning was random could this be an ad-hoc haddock? (+) |
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This is a serious idea. It is no plaice for fish puns. |
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