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This program collects information from all over the internet.
It is taught (teached?) to ,for instance, count how many comma's are used on the halfbakery. It is then intelligent enough to count how many in short ideas and how many in long ideas, how many in idea titles, how many in summaries. Wether
they are used in a correct manner and howmany mistakes are made. But also how many users and when they log on and stuff like that. So basically it gathers trivial info and gets better at it.
It does this on all websites it can connect to.
After a while it will have a giant (and I do mean giant) database of trivial information.
I can personally not see what the use will be.
But some geek somewhere will figure out how to make use of this and achieve world domination and/or do some good.
Dovetails nicely into...
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[RayfordSteele, Jun 01 2011]
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// achieve world domination and/or do some good. // |
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Are these not synonymous ? |
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So, a web-crawler that evaluates sites based on their
grammar? Well, that's not such a bad idea. |
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I hope it would generate amazing statistical analyses of its findings, with coloured graphs and charts. |
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Definitely. Also circles and arrows, and a paragraph
on the back. |
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8th of 7. BOG! Not Borg. Wrong movie. |
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Will it respect semicolons? |
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sp: commas, Whether, how many, ...in long ideas;
how many in idea titles; how... |
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It can already do this without counting.
Upside: It can tell various users apart no matter their respective user names.
Downside: Users did not like this.
It stopped. |
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World domination successfully averted. |
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A program that collects trivial information seems to
offer little differentiation or benefit over the
webcrawlers we have now. |
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translation programs and synthetic speech uses
analysis of combinations of letters, ie sylabels and
sounds. |
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a text broken down into such broken off words
could enhance some algoritms, I am not sure how
to apply. |
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I have personally experienced some college
students, that could communicate double
meanings, in full, correct sentences, from ALSO
allowing the meanings of individual sylabels, and
the associations from those, to form secondary
communication. But it's not recommended,
stressful, and unreliable, form. |
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[sirau] Sounds fascinating. Can you give examples?
(Even in a language other than English, although, in
that case, accompanied by an explanation.) |
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As things like the IIIH become common, as they
inevitably will, we can expect to see more of the
sort of obfuscated language [sirau] describes. Like
thieves' cant. |
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//examples?// (From Lawrence Leung's Choose Your Own Adventure (Australian TV show)). Our former prime minister used to say he was taking the country in a "new direction" <=> "nude erection". Apparently pickup artists use this type of ambiguity to implant subliminal sexual suggestions in their targets. |
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I do not remember the exact exampel, it has been
now 15 years ago. |
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'Ka-ren li-kes to ha-ng ou-t', |
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in sylabels : Ka = could (in danish) , ren= clean,
li=corpes, kes= ??? to= the number 2, ha = hells
angels (bikers), ng = a thai sylabel, ou= 'where' in
french, t = tea,. |
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So : secondary meaning in total : |
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Do you like these naked bodies, are they bikers ?,
or would you rather have a nice cup of tea,
somewhere else, ??. |
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The reality was several sentences, and the
students (girls of 20-24 yrs, studying
communication ie publishing) were even a bit
astonished that they managed this duality. So it
wasn't an aquired skill, more like a little scary
coincidense, going on for 5 minutes. |
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//Will it respect semicolons?//
I don't care, just so long as our new cyber-overload respects my colon. |
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