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I have noticed that a particular category of people
whom I will not specify
prefer to pass their time on the NY subway reading smut books
as an avid over the shoulder reader
i notice a measure of shame involved with such a book
the woman reading them typically lean over it or hold it flat on
their lap and at times utilize a paper bag book cover etc..
so the idea here is to print smut books with false covers and misleading book titles at the tops of each page
So it looks like you are reading Moby Dick but instead its something quite different.
possible facial styling
http://www.itusozlu...e+right+to+children a hur hur [calum, Aug 28 2009]
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Widely baked by millions of adolescents with copies of 'Razzle' concealed within copies of 'Fisherman's Weekly', or taken to another level with copies of Harley-Davidson brochures concealed within copies of 'Razzle'. |
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can you go to a store and buy a copy of "Jennys Wet and Wild Weekend" in a cover that reads "Dragons" by Michael Connelly? |
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While the idea may not have been applied to the example you give, the principal is baked. |
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As far as I am aware, 'Jennys Wet and Wild Weekend' is only available in covers that read 'Mollusc Anatomy and Evolution' and 'The Boys Book of Jokes'. |
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The idea appears to be for the commercialisation of a well established amateur practise. |
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To be thoroughly incognito, the mucky book in question must feature Tableaux Pornographique where the setting and background are shorn of background and propular trappings that would make the idenitification of location (even at a national or continental level) possible. Similar techniques could be used to eliminate the faces and other distinguishing features of the, uh, participants. |
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For my purposes, alas, no, for a dusting of spores would be insufficient to mask, say, a striking greek profile, or, not forgetting that it is not just faces that can be recognisable, a cleft penis. I should imagine, though, that the crack team of face-blurrers previously employed by The Google could set about this task. |
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well there are typically no images in the smut books that I have seen people reading on the subway.
the print is surprisingly larger than most books, its strange , but once you read a few sentences is clear what it is. |
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Och. Hm. Perhaps, though, it is not impossible to anonymise even fictional text accounts of sexual acts, reducing, if needs be, the book to a series of nouns, the more dispassionately medical the better. |
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Are you sure that wasn't Moby's Big Huge Dick, that
person was reading, oh frackisy? |
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