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How about installing TV monitors inside stalls in the bathrooms and above the urinals. You'd have to keep stalls with the same movies together, to avoid sound overlap. |
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There would still be some of the show you'd miss while making that mad dash to the washroom, but at least you wouldn't feel so hurried to get back. |
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I think there might have to be an usher to prevent people from loitering, freeloading, or taking too long in any one stall. |
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Two-way mirror, aye---not bad, not bad at all. This would be very workable in a theatre such as Magic Johnson Theatre in Crenshaw District of Los Angeles. It is a very well thought out theatre in every respect. Concessions for each screen as well as a main concession beyond registers, Separate restrooms for each screen as well. The marquee menu at the indoor register is drop down as opposed to horizontal. |
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Light the room with rope lights around the floor, rather than glaring fluorescents on the ceiling. Or put slats over the window so you can see out of it if you're looking horizontally, but the overhead light is blocked. Make the walls black so no light reflects through. |
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Or have screens with 'channels' so you can see your movie, maybe a little mag code on the ticket stub so you only get the one you paid for... |
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Maybe light it with electroluminescent panels <Indiglo>. The soft blue-green light doesn't break night vision, and generally isn't bright enough to reflect very far, but plenty bright enough for dark-adapted eyes. I have a small night-light in my bathroom that's like 1x2 inches or so, and it's bright enough to piddle by in the wee-wee hours of the morning. |
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Or you could do the in-the-bowl lighting thing...Can't find a link now, but there's a little widjet that projects light into the bowl so it doesn't blind you...more sophisticated ones project a red target when the seat is up, or a green light when it's down, for pointers/setters... |
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I'm going to support the idea of stalls on either side of the theatre (men's on one side, women's on the other), with a large one-way glass window. TV screens in separate stalls are no good -- the only reason for going to the theatre anymore is for the big screen experience, so in-theatre bathrooms can't compromise that principle. |
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The entrance will be behind the toilet. For the ladies, there will be two toilets separated by a partition, with full-sized one-way glass across both stalls in front of them. For the gentlemen, one toilet and one urinal. The urinal will have a half-sized glass above it, offering ample viewing room. |
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Now, the one-way glass will diminish the brightness of the screen, and thereby diminish the complete experience of the film, but that will reduce the amount of stall loiterers. There has to be some incentive to get off the toilet.... |
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Let me know when the theatre is built, and I'll be there. |
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Anyways, the floors in most theaters are icky enough. |
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I don't think a TV screen would compromise the experience. Surely it's better to see two minutes on a TV screen than to miss those two minutes entirely? At least you can keep up with the plot. |
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I believe "one way glass" is just a partially silvered surface that's installed such that the "viewers" room is darker than the "viewees". (If the light difference is enough, even ordinary glass is "one way". The silvering just accentuates the effect.) It would be hard to make the restroom less well lit than the theater itself, at least without causing people to bump into the furnishings and each other (ick). |
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I'd expect having a separate bathroom per theater to be economically infeasible (since you don't get to average out the load -- and cinema restroom traffic is nothing if not bursty), but [thumbwax] does claim that at least one theater does it, so maybe it's not impossibly expensive. (What dominates the cost of a restroom? The capital cost of the fixtures? The cost of the floor space in the building? The ongoing cleaning and maintenance cost, proportional to use?) |
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I'd go with TV screens per stall/urinal that you can dial to whatever movie, but I don't know what to do about the sound problem. (I wouldn't worry about "theft"; most theaters don't guard against that anyway -- you can wander into any screen you like, as long as you've paid to get into the house.) Headphones? But yuck. Isolated stalls with sound baffling? Magic active cancellation foofoo? |
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You could fully light the anteroom of the bathrooms, where hands are washed and noses are powdered, and dimly light the stalls where the viewing/sitting/business takes place. A sufficient "silvering" would minimize the intrusion of light into the theatre. Also, the one-way effect is only somewhat eliminated by this full lighting at times of no necessary privacy (i.e. going into and out of the stall...). Plus the glass is positioned in such a way that normally movie viewers are not facing it, as it is facing the screen with them. I still prefer this to the monitors in the stalls. Speakers pipe the sound, and it is soundproof to eliminate that intrusion. |
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I had originally considered the idea of monitors in stalls,
but then discarded it as too "clunky." The design of
theatres has gone down quite a bit up until recently, and
I think stall monitors would not help. Some well-designed
method of direct viewing is much more elegant, classy,
and preferred (by me at least). |
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A one-way window would be excellent, but I agree that
there would still be lighting issues. Perhaps if this idea
was combined with some sort of light baffling as suggested
by StarChaser, and a subdued lighting scheme in the
stall/urinal area that made use of rope lighting as well as
directional lighting to highlight the important bits like
urinals and such. |
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To address egnor's concerns about cost, the design of
thumbwax's theatre could be looked at, and maybe rather
than a restroom for each theatre, two theatres could
share a restroom, with views of both screens. Sound
problems would still need to be worked out, but sound
can be directed at least to some extent. There might be
some overlap, but again, we don't want people watching
the whole movie from the restroom, so maybe that's ok. |
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Zippyanna: interesting suggestion. Throw a concession
stand in one of the stalls and you'd be all set. Hmmm... I
don't feel so good now. |
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or, alternatively, you could do as most of the population does, and go to the bathroom *before* the movie starts. this would eliminate that annoying, "excuse me...sorry...can i just get through?" whispering, not to mention getting in everyone's way, spilling popcorn, etc. those with small bladders, no control, etc sit in the aisle seats. |
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Hey, when ya gotta go, you gotta go. Getting that 64 oz.
Cherry Coke at the concession stand comes with a price,
especially in a long movie. |
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good idea. too bad theater owners are such tightwads that they probably will never actually do anything like this though. |
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People! This is why they give you such a big cup when you purchase a drink. You never have to get up; just have good aim. |
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I'm just wondering...all this talk
about semi-silvered mirrors and
so forth begs the question: does
the light from the projector at the
back of the room bother you? |
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I think that with suffiiently dim
lighting, no one would notice the
plain glass windows at the back of
the theatre. Making the bathroom
about as bright as early dusk, then
illuminating the toilets/urinals
with LEDs or cold-cathode lights,
should be plenty bright without
disturbing the people in the
theatre. |
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As for sound, there's a directed
sound panel under development
(saw it in popular science a few
months back) that can focus sound
to a small area, less than one foot
square. People beside you can't
hear any more than the sound
reflected off your face and onto
them. Simply place one of those
next to the wndow corresponding
to the correct screen, and you're in
business. |
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and there i was thinking this would be built in toilet seats for each seat in the cinema... |
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I've been thinking of the same idea for awhile. A one seat unisex restroom in the back should be enough. I think we now have windows tech'ed out enough to block outgoing light. I don't think the studios would allow video screens in stalls to show their films. They already have enough to keep bootleggers at bay. The big prob is having all those pipes snaking to each theatre. every extra ft. of pipe cost $$. |
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Bring back intermissions to allow for emissions. |
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Or have the ushers pickup refilled sloshy popcorn containers. |
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