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A device that tags the car of the idiot who
perhaps pulled out in front of you and
then started driving slower than you were
driving. It would be buttons labeled
"drives slower than continental drift", "fails
to signal", "obviously a retard" and other
statements of your choice.
They identify themselves, apparently
http://www.howmotorwayswork.co.uk/
[Dub, Dec 19 2005]
Platewire
http://platewire.com
Platewire allows drivers to report idiot drivers using the persons license plate. [BadMark, Sep 13 2006]
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gotta acknowledge a goddess... |
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Edit: Oops, better put that anno back. It went something like this... |
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[po], I think your Sarcs Lock button might be jammed. |
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"What's that sticker say? Get a bit closer, I can't read it from here!" |
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moom, re: the sarc button - what can I do to correct that? get off the fecking phone - its illegal don't cha know? |
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There's nobody home but me - who's gonna know? |
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BTW: I finally weakened and multiplied ;) |
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moomintroll, would this mean you joined the multiply community or does it refer to some kind of asexual reproduction? |
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don't answer that - its a trick! |
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Lots of little moomins... |
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Tags the car? What, in this case, does tagging mean? |
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Foam hand on spring pops out and jabs car. Loudspeaker: "You're it!". Drives away fast. |
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I assume these monikers are DMV issued via insurance data? Clearly, these horrid folks won't display them voluntarily? |
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Nuke'em, I say! Leave an //offending motorist// shaped shaddow on the landscape for all time. |
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What if Foam hand does a lousy bondo job over fresh dints? |
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I'd vote for hanging individual boxes of Tag™ laundry soap on offenders' front doorknobs. |
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This is from an old, old routine done by a comedian who said, "When somebody pulls out in front of us, why don't we just shoot them with plastic darts... that way the cars with the most darts can be pulled over just for being an asshole!" |
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Sorry, I've got to go fishbones because this has been talked about for decades. However, the descriptors are new -- hmmm... OK, Neutral. |
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Actually, I had never heard that comedy
routine. I learn something new every
day. The idea that I had is much nicer
than what I REALLY want to do to these
people, which is follow them to
wherever they are going and smashing
their kneecaps with my tire iron. |
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I will have to bun this one because if I knew ahead of time that someone was an idiot driver (or thought to be one) then I can avoid that individual before I have to encounter his antics. |
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The keen eye will note the idiot driver by the collection of dents and scratches lining his or her car. [-] |
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