Ice puddles

This sounds a little evil, but sometime in December or January, which isn't particularly cold because this is Georgia, a friend who works at Sam's club informed me that electric fan and extension cord sales were way up... And with the hightened risk of terrorist activities, we got pretty worried folks were trying to terrorize us by causing massive automobile pileups during rush hour, increasing stress, blood pressure, and overeatting which are key in their plot to take over the world

The plot includes: 1. Pouring water into roads in busy spots where drainage is bad. 2. Placing large electric fans, powered through extension cords plugged into the back of local grocery stores and Wal-Marts (where unconcerned employees will overlook them) until the water freezes.

With the completely irrational-looking road construction that occurs on a regular basis in this area, nobody will be suspicious of the fans on the roadside, and less-than-brilliant city officials will overlook them as the cause for the increase in car accidents.