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IVM
International Vanity Month | |
Nowadays, attention to personal appearance is on the increase. Metrosexuality os no longer taboo, and female competativeness is sky.
I Propose declaring April as the International Vanity Month (as it's the Month of Aphrodite - Greek Godess of Love and Beauty). Everyone would focus solely on their
physical appearance in a personal bid to better represent themselves visually, and thus inspiring self-confidence.
On this month, everyone interested in taking part in this festivity would expoit the gyms, beauty salons, spas, fashion, social scenes, and generally try to be the alpha-male or female in their immediate surroundings.
Local bi-monthly tabloids could be put together, charities, events, ect. could all stem from this month of self-love and complete act of vanity
NB: This is by no means some sort of pretentious atrificial celebration, but rather paying homage to the lovely mythical goddess, and focussing on tangible and intangible self-improvement.
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In what way is this not every month of the year already? |
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Why do I have to be pretty to be an alpha? Come on over here, I will thrash you with a branch. |
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// IVM // I'm just now realizing the difficulties that must have been faced by dyslexic Roman people. |
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Obviously, you've never been to California. |
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