Hunter/Gatherer Restaurant

Restaurants these days are all about themes and gimmicks. The food that is served is as contrived as the chef can possibly manage. It is far removed from the methods used by other animals to gather food. What I propose is a regression to the hunter/gatherer era - but as a restaurant. I must make it clear now that I don't propose to fill the restaurant with real animals etc. After all, contrived though it is, restaurant food is rather nice. I advocate only a regression in how it is obtained.

All dishes will be placed on robots with some sort of AI programming to make them as defensive as possible. Patrons will be handed a pointed stick or ugly great cudgle on entering the restaurant, and from then on, left to fend for themselves. Now you could stalk the "Grilled Tuna With Balsamic Vinegar And Parmasan Butter, Served With Roquet Salad" through the reseraunt and only eat once you had backed it into a corner and bashed the robot with a tree root or whatever. And you'd have to try to seperate a desert from the sweet trolley herd before you could bring it down. And given the robots run on AI, the more the dishes are hunted but escape, the harder they become to catch, thus making the better meals all the more rewarding. Any kid could catch a side of brasing steak, but only the real restaurant hunter could manage a delicate steak fillet. Think of the added satisfaction if your meal was not only exquisitely prepared, delicately flavoured and beautifully arranged, but you also had to track it for hours before finally driving it into a souffle trap?