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I smoke 20 cigarettes every day because that's how many
endorphin
shots I need every day. The endorphin can come from hugs too.
The
hugs have to be good, readily available, not by an asshole, not
sarcastic etc. incentiveize this with rewards via a hug uber. I will
stop smoking.
20 5 minute
yogic tantric anonymous hot hugging meditation
breaks
a day, when I need them, along with a coordinated international
marketing campaign that makes me feel like a lonesome rebellious
American cowboy every time I sneak out to get a hug.
Merge with Tinder and HonkongBobo.com.
A mobile tactical unit that explores the frontier searching for
people with disabilities who are suicidal and need a hug from
hongkongbobo.com
It could be the secret government funded research and
development subsidiary of hongkongbobo.com
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If this idea was just the first paragraph, it would
make sense |
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I wonder how far they could take this before it had
to be classified as prostitution... |
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Off to google Hongkongbobo.com |
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cuddle parties at meetup.com replacing tobacco? |
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So my love of wood smoke and fire is instinctive? Cool! |
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"Flames ... flames ... watch how they caress the surface of the
wood ... the graceful curve of the smoke .... the rich, golden-
yellow light, like a spring sunset seen through a crystal goblet of
chilled Chablis ... the sharp, tingling aroma of pyrolised cellulose
... ahhaha ..... AHAHAHAHAH .... AHHHAAAA ... MUHWHAHA!
BURN IT ! BURN IT ALL ! AHAHAHA .... no, nurse, no injection
now .... why can't any of you understand... |
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I feel like this has already been done. The only difference is
the hug coming to you rather than being at a specified and
secure location. |
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