Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Hug Uber

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I smoke 20 cigarettes every day because that's how many endorphin shots I need every day. The endorphin can come from hugs too. The hugs have to be good, readily available, not by an asshole, not sarcastic etc. incentiveize this with rewards via a hug uber. I will stop smoking.

20 5 minute yogic tantric anonymous hot hugging meditation breaks a day, when I need them, along with a coordinated international marketing campaign that makes me feel like a lonesome rebellious American cowboy every time I sneak out to get a hug.

Merge with Tinder and HonkongBobo.com.

A mobile tactical unit that explores the frontier searching for people with disabilities who are suicidal and need a hug from hongkongbobo.com

It could be the secret government funded research and development subsidiary of hongkongbobo.com

—JesusHChrist, Sep 22 2017

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       If this idea was just the first paragraph, it would make sense
—hippo, Sep 22 2017
   

       I wonder how far they could take this before it had to be classified as prostitution...   

       Off to google Hongkongbobo.com   

       How's your family doing?
—RayfordSteele, Sep 22 2017
   

       cuddle parties at meetup.com replacing tobacco?
—beanangel, Sep 23 2017
   

       So my love of wood smoke and fire is instinctive? Cool!
—Voice, Sep 24 2017
   

       "Flames ... flames ... watch how they caress the surface of the wood ... the graceful curve of the smoke .... the rich, golden- yellow light, like a spring sunset seen through a crystal goblet of chilled Chablis ... the sharp, tingling aroma of pyrolised cellulose ... ahhaha ..... AHAHAHAHAH .... AHHHAAAA ... MUHWHAHA! BURN IT ! BURN IT ALL ! AHAHAHA .... no, nurse, no injection now .... why can't any of you understand...
—8th of 7, Sep 24 2017
   

       I feel like this has already been done. The only difference is the hug coming to you rather than being at a specified and secure location.   

       http://cuddleuptome.com/
—erisian, Sep 26 2017
   
      
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