h a l f b a k e r yThis would work fine, except in terms of success.
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Hot Pants
Clothes that warm up when subjected to sharp movements. | |
You are cold so you shiver, peizofibre in your pants
& vest absorb the kinetic energy to run current through
heating fibres and BING! you're
cooked.
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I almost cast my croissant for the phrase 'piezofibre in your pants', but then realized how unworkable this idea was and sullenly decided to remain neutral. |
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I'll elaborate just slightly... piezo crystals produce marginal voltage and almost no amperage, so trying to convert the electricity to heat would not yield much at all, unless you used a REALLY BIG crystal and sat on it. |
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YOu can do what the Eskimos do, drink seal oil to raise your internal body temperature, then you don't need such heavy gear...you just need to acquire a taste for seal oil. |
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