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Hosebooster
or, "Airtight Tights" -- Give your gams some gusto with inflatable stockings | |
These here are specialty pantyhose (viz., tights (i.e., thus opaque)) with special compartments which can be specially filled with air to enhance your especial muliebrity.
A little more juice in your caboose? Supersize your soleus? Presto change-o.
These tights could use a little air.
http://www.mytights...se/type/Tights.html
[nihilo, Jun 09 2006]
Sounds like a MAST suit...with STYLE!
http://www.brooksid...es/UseaMASTSuit.htm
Do not use in cases of abdominal injury with evisceration. [Klaatu, Jun 09 2006]
(?) That can't be good.
http://www.cocoon1.com/pu14.htm
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 09 2006]
(?) More like this.
http://i6.tinypic.com/124zckn.jpg
But not rubber, and not footless. And yet inflatable. [nihilo, Jun 09 2006]
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[2 fries], you're short of the happy meal once again. |
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I don't know nihilo, that guy in the link looks pretty happy to me. |
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Happy he may look, but those bottoms definitely do NOT enhance his "especial muliebrity" as I'd intended. |
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They would were he to wear them inside-out.
The marketing phrase you forgot: grandeur to your gastrocnemii. |
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That phrase just doesn't glide off the glottis. |
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like especial muliebrity does? |
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...here I was thinking of a hose that would water my garden on it's own... |
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//ike especial muliebrity does?// |
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Like "more juice in your caboose". |
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I'm delighted by the existence of a category for socks theory. |
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This is a word I didn't know. It's fantastic. |
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