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Sometimes livestock can be so stubborn. But so can kids, spouses, co-workers, the general public and the universe. I can't solve those problems for you, but I can take care of the livestock. Simply outfit Trigger/Silver/Mr. Ed with a pair of Horse Skates and you can move him wherever you want. Maybe
even pull HIM for once! Standard horseshoes would be welded to a skate truck and then tacked to the hoof. there might be a learning curve for your equestrian friend, but once he got the hang of it you could enter him into roller derby.
C'mon, who wouldn't want a HORSE on their roller derby team? Go get 'em Wildfire! Break a leg!
roller skate shaped like a horse
http://www.google.c...=onepage&q=&f=false
[xaviergisz, Nov 04 2009]
Jimmy the roller-skating horse
http://horsecrazyho...-roller-skates.html
[xaviergisz, Nov 04 2009]
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I'm not sure that someone posting something somewhere else is grounds for deletion. It could do with a little more work though - at the moment it's merely a quick route to putting down a lame horse. |
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Sorry [21Quest] but that doesn't look like an invention to me. I am deleting your post since you committed the crime of using the [m-f-d] tag without being a moderator. |
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Edited: Sorry [21Quest] but I am deleting your posts because they are all so far insulting, spiteful, and ill-mannered. |
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Any user can [m-f-d], only the moderators can act on the suggestion. |
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...but some users [m-f-d] more often than others. |
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It's not necessarily cruel to animals if the details are worked out appropriately. We already put horseshoes on them without their consent. The skates would have to be horse-friendly. |
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//but some users [m-f-d] more often than others// that's because some are LESS equal than others. (I'm not sure what I mean by this, but it sounds like it should mean a lot) |
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Officer 21Q responded, at the scene he discharged his weapon, injuring himself. No other details are available. |
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To be fair, we also have to introduce "Skate horses": ponies
fitted with aqualungs whose job is to help transport elderly
flatfish. |
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Whore skates: cartilaginous fish sell their bodies for money? also? |
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Put you hands togther folks for the...
...Royal Lipizzaner Stalion-capades! |
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thus demonstarting usage of the "Conservation of Spelling Efficacy" Constant for typing... |
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