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I didn't know you rode, [twofries] ! I could not bun this enough. Granted, I'm not sure about the actual mechanics, but when it comes to me and horseflies, it's PERSONAL... I have some epoxied onto quarters. |
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Thus far, only in my dreams normzone. Someday though. |
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What if several thousand horseflies team
up, and use this as a means of making off
with the whole horse? |
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//I have some epoxied onto quarters//pardon? |
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He said he has some epoxied onto
quarters. He does tend to type quietly,
doesn't he? |
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Grab a horsefly off of your horses neck, about 3/4 of an inch in size, and plunge it about twenty inches deep in the horses water bucket. Watch in amazement as it flys through the water to the surface and away. |
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Next time you grab one, take it into the house, put it in a ziplock bag, and place it into the freezer. A couple of days later, take it out, set it on a quarter (.25 of a USD), and paint it in place with clear epoxy. Repeat as needed. |
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[normzone] isn't that sort of thing illegal under currency defacement laws? |
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Probably under animal cruelty laws as well. |
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Horseflies are cruel to animals. |
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And to me--when I pole my canoe upstream, they hang out at the fast water, and bite me while I'm doing the difficult bits and can't protect myself. So the time I saw a dragonfly grab a horsefly and rip its head clean off, I was cheering for the dragonfly. |
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Put some dragonflies on the bridle, too. [+] |
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Reminds me of hitchhiking with Terri Fennelly (gratuitous first love reference) under a street light after dark in Rifle, Colorado, being eaten alive by mosquitos, cheering for the bats that showed up to feast. |
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To beat the mosquitos, 1. wash well, 2. grow your body hair long, 3. don't eat bananas, 4. keep goldfish. All hard things to do while hitch-hiking, with the possible exception of 2. I haven't tried keeping bats yet, but it's an idea. |
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