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The basic idea seems pretty clear to me --- sell hit singles as old-fashioned cylinder recordings, as a promotional gimmick. |
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Some googling informs me that "HitClips" refers to selling hit singles on small nonvolatile memory cards, which can be played on the (proprietary) HitClips player. Found at McDonald's, etc. |
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The main part? You know, where hit singles are sold as cylinder recordings? If it's baked, where can I buy them? |
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Fishbone for an idea which attempts to proliferate Nsync and Britney Spears. |
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This idea of putting "todays hot artists" on vinyl picture cylinders is meant to compete with Tiger HitClips, which only hold a minute of sound. Cylinders, on the other hand, can hold 4 minutes. For even more money, you could have an electric cylinder recorder that records sounds from a headphone jack like the HitClips Downloader. Why not also have the Super Mario Bros. theme on 78? The anachronistic-ness of it would be cool. |
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If you don't know what a Cylinder is , then head over to www.tinfoil.com |
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Since I like Destiny's Child (especially as Beyonce gets madder and madder) and some of Britney's material, and I also like gimmicks related to music, I award this a croissant with a little groove etched in a spiral around it. |
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Why discourage songs longer than four minutes? |
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Clever, but unnecessary. Just produce music PROMs with greater storage and a player powered by something other than batteries. |
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The reason this isn't baked already is that these things are just marketing gimmicks. |
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But the impracticality of this idea makes it perfect for use in a marketing gimmick. |
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To <Bookworm>: I found out that you can adjust the speed of wind-up phonographs/gramophones. You can actually get 4 minutes and 22 seconds at 160 RPM, 5 minutes and 50 seconds at 120 RPM, and 7:46 at 90 rpm. Perhaps the odd-speed cylinders can be different colors, or if a picture cylinder, a colored edge, to indicate what speed they should be played at...like Blue=160, Green=120, Red=90 RPM. The 200 LPI recording would be playable on an Amberola, and you could play Blue Amberol records on the HitCylinders boombox. Stereo recording is backwards/forwards compatible, as the mono signal on Blue Amberols is Vertical. |
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