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Shit. I hit enter by accident without filling in the idea. Turns out there is no line return in the Summary section. Stay tuned.
So I went and sliced the tip off of my giving-the-bird finger. Got to see the bone for a few seconds before the blood welled up.
I needed to wear one of those finger-cots
or condoms as my wife was catering Oktoberfest and there was lots more prep work to be done.
Well that was just not something I could bear the pain of to do again the next day.
So, introducing the heat-shrink finger cot. Designed to be kept in a cool environment, these water-proof one-size-fits-all condoms have been engineered to shrink at slightly less than human body temperature.
[link] for anyone not grossed out to see [2fries] giving you the Viking finger while grinnin and bearing it.
Tis but a flesh wound...
https://www.faceboo...t=a.134349950745561
C'mon then! [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 30 2024]
Cold shrink
https://www.youtube...watch?v=-2WiFV3s5Q0
[bhumphrys, Oct 01 2024]
[link]
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Will the cot be stretched between 2 trees? |
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Meat slicer if anyone is wondering... |
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...use the right tool for the job I always say. |
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Here's a trick the meat slicer companies don't want you to know: don't cut your fingers off when using a meat slicer. |
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As for the idea, the user might burn their finger as well as almost cutting it off so enthusiastic bun. [+] |
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But seriously, be careful bro. |
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Must be a different use of the word "cot" than I'm familiar with. |
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I could have used this the other day when I forgot for a moment that the electric planer keeps spinning for quite some time after the power has been turned off. |
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..But polyolefin heat shrink needs about 80 degs C. We need _cold_ shrink [link]. |
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Be careful typing those Ks. |
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