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“I must applaud your decision to purchase your mattresses from ‘Hard as Nails Inc.’”
“& looking forward to re-visiting your hotel next time I get unceremoniously dumped by some heartless b*****d”
“excellent, the food was bland, the beer was warm and the staff were completely indifferent…”
“I
chose to stay at your hotel because I did not want to be surrounded by happy people at a time when I was feeling so totally rejected. I was not disappointed”
“would your chef send me the recipe for that lumpy custard?”
“…your staff showed genuine apathy for your customers! Congratulations!”
“the bar staff were great. I particularly liked the ‘Mexican Deathwish’ and the ‘mind eraser’”
Baked?
http://www.fawltysite.net/
[angel, Oct 19 2005]
Cryettes
An empty box of these in every room. [phundug, Oct 20 2005]
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"Thankyou for your total contempt, it was comforting to have my complete lack of self-esteem vindicated. I shall be returning after my next disasterous fling to be ignored by your attractive and unavailable barmaid." |
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" My wife and I particularly enjoyed the outside bedding, toilet and shower facilities " |
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"I particularly enjoyed the non functioning list, errr I mean lift." |
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"Taking my child's hamster and presenting it as a rat in the ratatouille was a stroke of heartbreaking genius.." |
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actually more than a touch! <scratch> |
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//“excellent, the food was bland, the beer was warm and the staff were completely indifferent… // . . . cured my homesickness right up." |
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"Oh, and give my compliments to the serial-killer- masquerading-as-a-chef" |
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I especially appretiated the tv and internet services that, according to your staff, was just added, and "superb", while being "under maintanance" the entire weekend. The staf infection I got from your shower was also nice. |
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Roomservice catered by 'Good God It's Monday's.' |
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"The one cold setting AC only helped me fully explore my feeling bitter and cold" |
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Oh Honey Bun, You so need an Alpha male |
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And the movie selection! how long has it been since I cried over Debra Winger... |
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