h a l f b a k e r y"More like a cross between an onion, a golf ball, and a roman multi-tiered arched aquaduct."
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
Same range of faces translated into replacement rubber
heels
for your shoes and boots. For stilettoes, they would simply
be reduced in size. Think of the pleasure of marching
through
all kinds of dirt, tramping it wantonly into every orifice of
the
face of someone you singularly dislike.
You can pick the
impacted mud and stones out of their beard, hair or nostrils
of an evening, flicking the bits into the fire, or
photographing
them wearing away over time, revealing additional layers as
they get thinner and thinner.
Please log in.
If you're not logged in,
you can see what this page
looks like, but you will
not be able to add anything.
Annotation:
|
|
Can anyone hear an echo in here? |
|
|
That's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna... |
|
|
When I am that pissed at someone, I tend to prefer good old fashioned, uh, "assisted karmic come-uppins". |
|
|
[updated] Oh, this is for historical/famous people? Hmmm, on the fence in that case. |
|
| |