h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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After dealing with the extreme contortions children can
perform when having their nappies changed, I think a free
mask or false nose, or google eye glasses given away with
nappies would be great. A suprise gift for parents yet
entertaining for baby. Nappy time would be far less of an
ordeal.
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Suprise, Fotune, where will it all end? |
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Does the google eye come with a built in search engine? |
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Oh no! I didn't check, is it baked? sorry. |
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lol, no, www.google.com IS a search engine :) |
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Would the false nose keep a baby from rolling all the way prone? Googly-eyes might work for the youngest babies, but as they aged it would make sense to switch to a distraction that is farther from reach until the more mature, prehensile, baby sports something decorative but quite out of reach. |
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How do you keep the google-eye glasses on the baby? |
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The parent is supposed to wear whatever may be given
with the nappy, to keep baby focused on one point. It
doesn't have to be facial features. Hats, wigs etc., but
obviously they would need to be cheap to manufacture. |
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[waugsqueke] Staples always worked for me. |
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I am quite sure that we look strange and funny to babies anyway. Maybe this is why they cry during a diaper change in the first place, so why should this make a difference? Most parents I know make faces while changing a diaper anyway, whether they mean to or not. |
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My folks always put me on what they affectionately called The Rack. |
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So put on the google eye glasses - baby immediately scared shitless by frightening new google eye monster grabbing hold of them - hey presto, full nappy. Nice one. |
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