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Are you proposing to hang the car in place, or a new design for a towtruck? |
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Some NY tow trucks actually work this way, lifting the car sideways onto the flat bed. (This, I guess, to deal with the tight parking conditions around here.) |
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I think he/she means suspending a misparked car above the space in which it is illegally parked via some sort of cradle, thus rendering it immobile but freeing up the space for another user. |
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I dunno. This don't just sense. Make. |
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So if a car had multiple parking violations logged against it, would the "multiple hanger" be like hanging the hanger on another hanger? |
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Oh...I see. The offending car would be hanged by its exhaust pipe from the nearest lamp post. Like Mussolini. Yes, I think I like it. |
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Hanging the car in the air makes more sense than getting the orange wheel boot. I suppose that it would bring you more embarassment and ridicule because your car hanging in the air would create a spectacle. |
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It would also make it difficult for you to retrieve your personal items. |
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Wouldn't the "hanging truck" take up more space than the absence of the hanged car frees? |
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The small sport untility vehicles weigh in at 2000 kg. This sounds quite dangerous. |
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Will I park my compact right under a hanging SUV.
I guess not ! |
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It would be quote a shock returning to your car that is dangling there 4m from the ground . |
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What would it take , um ? |
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A mobile lift crane with capacity to lift 7000 kg.
A tensile cable of taking said weight .
An anchor point on a building , or structure that will take the weight .
An anchor point on your car that will take the weight .
The people with the smarts to move and attach said weight . $$$$ |
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No no no, you're all thinking too three-
dimensionally. |
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Just shift offending cars through the
fourth dimension of time. Once the time
on the meter runs out it shunts your car
one week into the future and mails you a
reminder to come back to collect it then. |
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Violator Car B would be shunted strait throught previous violator Car A . My ticketed car becomes a pile of interwoven mass . |
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