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Handy-Flask
For surreptitious public consumption of alcohol | |
Step 1: construct hollow false hand to resemble your own hand,
with threaded removable thumb.
Step 2: remove own hand (preferably non-dominant hand).
Step 3: replace real hand with hollow replica, fill with alcoholic
beverage of choice, enjoy public consumption of alcoholic
beverage
of choice.
Or, for those who prefer not to do it themselves (or do not own a
chainsaw)...
New from Alterorder, Inc.: the Handy-Flask!
Please include sample hand with completed order form to ensure
proper fit and realistic appearance.
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A dripping slap on the back [+]. |
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+ cute, but I just drink alcohol in a MacDonald's cup... |
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I just drink at home, but for some people that's too
simple a solution... |
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I think the warning about which hand to choose should be moved to step one, otherwise you'll be identify the people with two right hands as likely covert alkys. |
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<ponders transexual flask> ... |
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Why on earth would anyone want to use this? You would forego the uber coolness of being the rugged and shifty fellow in the back of the no-name diner, surreptitiously tipping up a brushed steel flask, under the table to "irish up" his cup of joe. |
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[+] anyway, but I prefer my method. |
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Hey, I'm just responding to a market. If people want to pay
to have their hands chopped off and replaced with non-
functional replicas designed to conceal a few ounces of
booze, who am I to question their motives? |
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I'm [The Alterother], that's who. |
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Couldn't it just be sold with a coat with one sleeve
what is longer than the other? |
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No, you're totally missing the point. That would make the
amputation completely unnecessary. |
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