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Guy has a job (White house greeter, funeral director, sales manager. etc. ) where he has to shake everyone's hand. He realizes that the ladies he shakes hands with regularly are getting pregnant at a rather high rate. Seems to be related to how long he shakes the hand. Then it goes public.
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ladies are attracted to the idea. Others repelled. Some guys wish to kill him. Others to manipulate the talent.
We could have a farce on are hands.
Does he end up dead? in a rubber suit? Get a child support bill for 235 children?
( Seemed pg when dreaming it up, but writing it out now I can see this is going to end up as some sort of porn farce romp.)
or Maybe not an entire movie, but a dream sequence to splice into something else.
(Bill Murray's Ground Hog Day comes to mind - the do over bit showing up every time a new lady has morning sickness maybe to the tune of "I got you babe." )
Skewed/ Speaking of sweat glands: if the guys sweat reverses the effect like a morning after pill, you have a mechanism to chase him until he sweats buckets, lock him in a hot room etc. I prefer two scientists with conflicting explanations, but realistic got tossed overboard a long time ago.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BizarreAlienReproduction
tvtropes: Bizarre Alien Reproduction
a nice long list of this stuff [Laughs Last, Jul 08 2014]
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Complete with 80's film style pseudo science babble from whoever they get to play his doctor about how his sweat glands & his gonads were somehow cross-wired in the womb perhaps? |
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Never really liked most of those old comedy Sci-Fi's, the science is usually too ridiculous for words (this from someone in the halfbakery) & the comedy was often not particularly comic. |
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The poor buggers doing the acting nearly always seem to look a little strained to me (or should that be pained), you can often almost see there little minds ticking over & the words "what the hell am I doing, this isn't what I became an actor for, this is ridiculous!, oh my god my careers probably over when this gets released!" scroll across their forehead in big neon letters, well I can, but that's because I scrawl it on the screen over their face, in crayon. |
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Star Trek: Enterprise, season 1 episode 5 |
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Already invested in it long before critical thought began to operate among my neurons, as a result I defend the show's utter brilliance & that of each & every episode to the death in face of any evidence to the contrary, perceive all its flaws as merits, fail to comprehend any other opinion & suspect anyone holding other views of mental illness or deficiency. |
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It's a bit like being indoctrinated into a religion or cult really. |
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But yes, 1/2baked, though it was her that got him pregnant, & it wasn't without the aid of external agents (that bowl of (pebbles?) they both put their hands in). |
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Always wondered if the condom goes on inside out, does the guy get pregnant? |
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//if the guys sweat reverses the effect// |
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That's even worse 80's film style pseudo science babble than I was thinking of, it makes no sense at all, I was just thinking he'd sweat jism & ejaculate sweat. |
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You're clearly a natural at this you could have made fortune at it in the 80's :) |
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