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I think you'll still have the problem of your hands getting in the way. Mine fall to mid-thigh, so a waistband still leaves them in the danger zone of entaglement. |
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As for removable and adjustable, I think a pair of dog-walking pants will do the trick. They'll also be equipped with a cargo pant reservoir for poop bags and another for temporary holding. The bottom cuffs of the pants are coated in plastic to protect against doggie wettings. Of course, the pants wouldn't be complete without a tail attachment similar to your own dog. It's matching. It's Tacky. They're Doggie Walk Pants. |
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True, but it would be much easier to lift your arms for a
moment than to have to lift your legs. |
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Heck, maybe I'll make a pair for myself to justify public urination, if needed. |
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Retches at the thought of laundering those pants with the rest of the laundry without cleaning pockets first. Will the pants come with a special humping dog slot? And what if you're a member of The Church Of No Pants? |
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But might not this be dangerous if, say a cat or squirrel were to run around you in circles and your dog chased it? It might create a whirly-bird effect and you'd be lifted off the ground. |
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I'd say that would count as a feature. |
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Shouldn't be too hard to do a buckle to allow an uninterrupted track. Would have to figure out what to use to make the belt, though, as anything stiff enough to resist the pull of the leash is liable to be too stiff to wear as a belt. |
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*Belt not intended for use for those who weigh less than their dog. Not responsible for chaffing.* |
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Oww. I have a pretty rambunctious (read: ill-mannered) Australian Sheperd mix that constant tugs (hard) at the leash while going for walkies. I wince at the thought of a belt that gets this much action. |
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The dog would still insist on going the other side of lamp posts, telephone poles, pedestrians etc. and you would have less control than when using a regular lead. |
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