Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Hand Gun

 Like when you pointed your finger and said ”Pccohh!” as a kid
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Forged steel, .45-caliber pistol with built-in slide, grip and trigger, comes in chrome, gun blue or flesh tones, and makes its own bang.
—FarmerJohn, Mar 15 2003

Take a look http://www.geocitie...ohnnie/handgun.html
[FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

The old gun-in-the-inflatable-seahorse trick http://www.cinerham...rt/innovations.html
Scroll past other laffers [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

#15 Survival of The Fattest http://caronia.tvhe...t/get_smart_epi.txt
Thought I remembered seeing a finger gun in one episode of Get Smart [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

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       I likes. I envision this as a prop in one of those near-future Clockwork Orange type movies. The hoodlums near the opening scene would have these guns; one in back would also have a penis shaped gun that you have to freezeframe to get a glimpse of.   

       When they are harassing the innocent shopkeeper before the hero arrives, one should poke his Hand Gun right up the shopkeepers nose, to emphasize that they want the loot. The hoodlum could say "I hope you don't feel like I'm picking on you."   

       When they fire, the hoodlums should yell "BANG! BANG!" at the top of their lungs.
—bungston, Mar 15 2003
   

       "Johnnie Got His Gun"?
—jurist, Mar 15 2003
   

       Interesting future pirate attachment, judging by the picture.
—my face your, Mar 15 2003
   

       As usual, very nice. +
—bristolz, Mar 15 2003
   

       Might this not trigger an Arms Race, though ?   

       I like the Clockwork Orange idea ....
—8th of 7, Mar 17 2003
   

       Given that this is what every schoolboy dreams of, I'm still trying to figure out how a cutesy drawing saves this from being a Wibni.
—DrCurry, Mar 17 2003
   

       Not WIBNI at all. Guns have been built into cellphones and fountain pens and I'm pretty sure, as [dag] points out, that this would be any great feat, either.
—bristolz, Mar 17 2003
   

       Do you hold it, or wear it?
—RayfordSteele, Mar 17 2003
   

       +. By the look of your picture, you'd be like the bastard child of James Bond and Mickey Mouse. And who could argue with that?
—sambwiches, Mar 17 2003
   

       + imaginative, - gun.
—ImBack, Mar 17 2003
   

       Is this a gun that looks like a hand or a gun that fits over your hand like a glove or just an excuse for a pun and a picture?
—pottedstu, Mar 18 2003
   
      
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