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Bring your kids to this exciting place with
non-stop surprises all the time. It is
impossible to describe this place more
accurately I am afraid. Anything can
happen there.
It should be a movie also. A plotless
movie, no Harry Potter.
inspiration for this idea
http://www.halfbake...20Bedtime_20Stories
Wagster's comment about the Lego forklift truck with laser defenses [rrr, Oct 04 2004]
More procrastination
http://www.halfbake...nights_20Are_20Bold
Still haven't tried the 'Overtly scientific bedtime stories' because it was easier to read "Karl and the Goose Pokers" [wagster, Nov 14 2004]
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(looks around) This isn't kindergarten? |
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I thought this would be where you learn how to search the 'bakery, use Google, grammar and spelling, netiquette, proper 'bakery form, etcetera. |
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No naps ? I wanna go home nowwwww ! |
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You can eat everything in the room because it's all made of custard. |
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//I thought this would be where you learn how to search the 'bakery, use Google, grammer and spelling, netiquette, proper 'bakery form, etcetera// |
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Do we just change the name then? |
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"It was an exciting place, full of surprises. He walked in the door and could hear the sound of the film noir commentary as he stepped into something sticky. Custard. He should have known. Suddenly, out of the dark came a bioluminescent ninja with a Lego katana made entirely of cheese..." |
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"Can I make a lego please?" asked one of the younger children innocently. |
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The adults, almost as one, turned on the small child and began shouting. |
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"Read the helpfile!" shouted the one adult |
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"Unoriginal!" Shouted another,
"Ha Ha - Lego - Yawn" , |
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"It's *some* lego for god's sake!" corrected one |
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"WTCTLISTOD" intoned another. |
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An argument began, about whether lego was invented in the US, or the UK, before someone looked out the window and quietly explained that it was, in fact, Denmark - at which point the adults began cracking in-jokes and all agreeing with each other how great they all were and how much better the kindergarten was before all these wretched children turned up... |
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This idea is just so wrong. Even if I had kids, I certainly wouldn't trust you dodgy lot with them. |
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Only if I get to be the kick boxing teacher (and spanish, obviously). |
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Can [Neitzche] teach sunday school? |
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Do we get to travel to the kindergarten, or do the kids travel around the world to us? |
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As a follow up question, can this kindergarten be located on a tropical beach somewhere, and include an open bar? |
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I'll teach swimming, and maybe help Pericles with the
spanish class. |
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I think there should be a trebuchet class. I volunteer to teach it. I'll have to make sure it's far from the petting zoo, or devise an anti-flinging device for Amy. Children don't always have the best judgement. |
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What about a troll self-defense class? |
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And how to protect the kids against
radio-activity? I imagine it as a huge
stretch of land with a monorail kind of
transportation. The weather is made
totally inpredictable also. In the
distance you regularly see mushrooms
of a-bombs. I think DrBob is right... As
a movie then? |
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I volunteered to be a student as I have no kids and have learned plenty from certain halfbakery regulars. My annotation was deleted. Next thing you know [rrr] will take away my paste, completely ruining my lunch. |
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lots of familiar faces in the special class... |
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Well there sure are a lot of creative people with functional specialties. Unfortunately, kids wouldn't find contract law too appealing :-( And, judging by how my ideas have generally gone down, neither to my associate instructor contemporaries. |
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I like [zen_tom]s anno. Beautifully written, an impertinent little play that tantilizes the senses with a promise of more to come. |
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this is what happens when I have too much free time. |
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I'm weeding the garden tomorrow, but going spearfishing next weekend. |
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