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First things first, this was mentioned by thumbwax (see link) as an anno, but not posted as an idea.
Maybe he wasn't thinking on a grand enough scale, but some kind of HB Discount scheme may just work.
So here's the deal... As mentioned in the above idea, i am in the fortunate enough position
to get free cinema tickets for my pals, so come to Aberdeen, and as i consider you all pals (apart from Waug... Just Kiddin'), i can get you into your film for free ('cept for the blockbusters on opening night).
Can anyone else offer similar benefits to other bakers, maybe record store discounts, or a few extra fries in your HB Discounted Happy Meal...
See thumbwax's anno...
http://www.halfbake...e_20Movie_20Tickets
The idea was suggested here first. [MikeOliver, Oct 05 2004]
Aberdeen
http://www.aberdeeninfo.com/
Mike doesn't live here. Just _try_ to get a HB discount! [Cedar Park, Oct 05 2004]
Aberdeen, Scotland
http://www.scottish...citiesaberdeen.html
A shithole. [my face your, Oct 05 2004]
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I can get a discount (5%) for any Sydney (Australia) based 'bakers from a major electronics retailer/wholesaler as well as the supermarket chain that owns it (as well as its liquor branches) iff'n anyone is interested. |
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Hmmm.. I can take your blood and use it for heart research. Any takers? |
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*blush* ++ Good. sp:th-, *not* Th- |
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So you don't mind me posting your idea then thumb?
All croissants will be shared equally with your good self (but you are gonna get half dem bones too). |
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Of course not. While in the theatre of the absurd, I simply left an unpopped kernel of popcorn in the bucket - you popped it. bun appetit! |
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Aberdeen... what city, state, country is that in? |
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City = Aberdeen
State = ...
Country = Scotland (near London England) |
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West, somewhat, of Denmark. |
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Aberdeen to London probably equates with London to Denmark, if anyone cares a rats ... |
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So... you don't mean Aberdeen, Washington, USA? |
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If anyone needs any cricket gear, I can get it a bit cheaper for you when we put in our next bulk order. |
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No, i don't mean washington USA, but if they have a UGC cinema or if they open one, i may be entitled to freebies there.
Anyhoo, i am leaving Aberdeen in a couple of weeks, so this is a limited time offer. |
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I was thinking he meant Aberdeen, Maryland (USA). Darn. Thought I had a HB'er that was actually close to me... |
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Norman, OK: Cheap computer parts, below retail motorcycle parts, free (crappy) beer if you really WANT it (I know we sure don't). |
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Amarillo, TX: Free coffee, cheap computer parts, bellow retail skateboard parts. Of course, mohawk haircuts are no charge! |
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Ooh - Sign me up! Where, Burnsy? |
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Hey, who dragged this back up?
I now work for a bank, so anybody need cheap money? |
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Another update... Am now with the Police (the constabulary, not the band!), so one free crime per person! |
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Why don't you call it the Half-Masons? |
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Come on in to Philly Steakout (rochester, ny) |
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I'll sling any baker some extra steak, just say your a HB |
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If anyone is ever in Dubai, I'll take you for a free scenic plane flight. |
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Shirley these discounts should all be 50%. |
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Looks to me like MikeOliver is trying to put together a CV with enough jobs on it that he can become an author. |
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This is just the highlights.. there have been some real crappy jobs in between! |
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Working in a cinema is no highlight [Mike]. Since doing that as a teenager I have found all cinemas stink of bin bags. |
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Depends which department you work on... Spending most of the day watching films, with the occasional game of football in the screens between shows and sword fighting with brooms, is a pretty good way to kill time between not going to lectures. |
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Okinawa: cheap computer repair and networking. |
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...Just found this. If anyone (low chance I admit) is ever going up to cape york (far north Queensland, Australia) - I've been living here for years and can give all the "inside" cape information, best camping/fishing spots, contact numbers for land owners and permit issuers, and if you're lucky, maybe a fishing trip or we'll go catch you a barra. |
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I can get you a few tons of cheap bauxite too, but whadd're you gonna do with that? |
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Smelt some aluminium, of course! |
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