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Halfbakery-Brand Bread

 Bread of the bizarre: tastes, textures, smells, names, ingredients, etc.
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I think this would be a nice alternative to the other items one finds in the bread aisle at the grocery. I can think of a bunch of ideas off the top of my head but I'm interested in what others have to say...
—dgeiser13, Jan 08 2001

Part baked bread http://www.qualitybakers.com/QBE22000.asp
Half-baked bread, which you can buy, take home and complete the baking of is already halfbaked. [hippo, Jan 08 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       What? You're going to get everyone else to think up your idea for you?
—Jim, Jan 08 2001
   

       WOOD you really want a sawdust flavored bread? And chalk just makes me wanna puke, you ever eaten it by mistake? Lets just say I wouldn't MARK it in my calender.
—barnzenen, Jan 11 2001
   

       Despair
Fried Green
Transparent
Yogurt
Robin's Egg
Day-Old
Water
Peach
—dgeiser13, Jan 12 2001
   

       Hops and Barley
Pizza
Smoldering Tobacco
Morning Napalm

   

       I can't believe nobody has proffered the "beer, pizza, cigarettes" ones yet, as they seem to be popular topics among halfbakers...
—absterge, Jan 12 2001
   

       Red Clay
Missippi Mud
Arsenic & Old Lace
—wasraw, Jan 12 2001
   

       Here are my bread ideas:   

       Pound Cake   

       Flesh Strand   

       Windowpane Raisin   

       Jerk Chicken   

       Sandalwood   

       Rye (the liquor)
—Vance, Jan 30 2001
   

       here are a few of my ideas:   

       spam   

       glass crumb   

       snow   

       condiment-flavored   

       mortal terror   

       human flesh   

       paste   

       and i like the idea of sawdust flavored bread. that would be cool.
—snowfreak, Mar 27 2001
   

       dgeiser13, did you say "Despair" flavoured ? Well why not: Headache flavour, Itch flavour, Bus flavour, Nice Day flavour, Mouth flavour... you know, I could go on.
—lubbit, Mar 27 2001
   

       No carbonated-beverage flavors, yet?!! Oh, wait, I see one. Nevermind.   

       Mountain Dew/diabetics urine
Cola
Sprite/Sierra Mist
assorted flavorings from Faygo and Jones Soda.
Pencil shavings
lead
Cheap Plastic Toy
9v Battery
marijuana (now, that's what I call "baking" bread!)
haggis
chicken
Mess O' Greens
nail clippings
cat
[radioactive symbol]
peanut/ peanut butter
Jelly Belly (assorted)
mystery meat
[Biohazard symbol]
Strawberry-Rhubarb
biology lab
For Display Purposes Only
Spruce
New car
Medaivel Forest
Meadow
Dragon's Breath
Sage
...oops, wrong mental list.		   

       Rather than sell it in the bread aisle, put it in the cereal aisle next to Curi-Ou's.
—nick_n_uit, May 14 2001
   

       I don't believe it - this list doesn't seem to have custard on it. Not even bioluminecent exploding custard...
—RobertKidney, Jun 28 2001
   

       I am Birmingham bred..
—Mygo, Oct 18 2001
   

       Toast-flavour bread. Obviously.
—pottedstu, Dec 10 2001
   

       Coffee
  

       And I'm surprised we haven't see 'vagina' (yet).
—phoenix, Jan 15 2002
   

       [phoenix]: You haven't? Are you in the clergy?
—bristolz, Jan 15 2002
   

       *snicker*
—thumbwax, Jan 15 2002
   

       Since human flesh is supposed to taste like pork -- ergo the South-Seas pidgin term "long pig" -- would you be allowed to sell human-flesh-flavored bread as a kosher product?
—Dood, May 25 2006
   
      
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