Halfbaked Order Of Bakers

For a minimal fee of say eight Dollars/Pounds,whatever(or a few million Lire)payed to the HB. You recieve a credit sized card with:

'Member of the 'Halfbaked Order OF Bakers' emblazed across the middle and a few lines of certification including your name typed by an old typewriter.

(insert name here) 'has exhibited and otherwise demonstrated the stirling qualities of Half Bake'sm. By order of (insert bakerperson here)

You also recieve a quality croissant and fishbone identity keyfob.

Like the tradditional 'Order of Old Bastards ' a percentage of the cost to flirt your card and keyring goes to a certain nominated charity.

Rules apply upon seeing someone elses card or keyring in that a hearty slap on the back, accompanied with the cheerful salutation "Hello you Odd Baker!"

Failure to produce your card when challenged by fellow bakers,incurs a penalty of one round of drinks,or hopping around the bar or any close public place whittering to yourself.

Re-edited as to not confuse or insult.