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Your girlfriend / wife comes home, looks at you, you look back and give a pleasant 'Hello Dear'. For the rest of the day you receive no more verbal communication, but lots of evil stares. WHY???
She has had a haircut! You didn't notice (nor do you really care), but now the rest of the day, and
possibly week, is an emotional minefield.
The Idea:
You go along to your girlfriend's / wife's hairdresser, and for a small fee, sign up to their Premium Phone Text Service. Every time your girlfriend / wife goes to the hairdresser, you are sent a text message informing you of what has occurred.
You girlfriend / wife returns home, and you can instantly greet her with a heart-warming 'Have you had your hair done dear, it looks lovely'.
Hey presto - happy girlfriend / wife, harmonious atmosphere, bedroom activity.
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//bedroom activity// what, toupee tossing? |
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Good idea. I have my secretary's hair appointments marked in my diary, so I never forget to compliment her when she arrives in on the Monday with her new, yet totally identical-to-the-last haircut. |
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she should try shaving it all off once in a while. |
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that's *yours* by the way. |
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I had a girlfriend who used to shave it all off once in a while. Apparently it's quite itchy when it grows back again. |
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There are only two acceptable haircuts. One is none at all (i.e. really long hair), the other is completely shaven. There can be no compromise. |
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Such a purist, that [9/10ly]. |
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I know exactly how you feel. |
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I am growing my hair long. I don't know why, I just am. |
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[DesertFox] Great idea if you are a woman, which rumor has it you're not. |
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