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This battery-powered, hair fastener has two coupled rings to flex and flip your tresses, just like a real ponys tail! Banish flies and mosquitoes while attracting admirers with curls sweeping past your cheek or alluring locks doing a jitterbug bounce behind flirtatious eyes.
(??) I trust this also comes with built-in artifical pony-tail...?
http://moniplex.com.../pix/p12d5f5dbf.jpg (Some of us are pony-tail-challenged.) [DrCurry, Oct 05 2004]
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Great for all those horse-crazed teen-aged girls. ("Look, ma! I can kill flies just like my horse Brandy!") Just think of the reduction of the fly population that these devices could bring about. |
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I like this. It needs to occasionally change from a gentle swishing to an agitated snapping motion. |
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I want one. I would like to snap people without them knowing it was me (mwhahahaha). |
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Where's [sparki]? She'd like this. I'll give you a croissant on her behalf. |
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Can there be a small remote that has buttons on it like: Breeze, Snap, and a pulse so that what Pericles describes can be accomplished? |
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It could be marketed under the name "Medusa". |
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Mood hair! Straight up for surprise, arched for annoyance... + |
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smiley: Or a small, hair-tufted joystick, and a left-right slider for pigtails. |
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A crupper, when using a harness or pack saddle. |
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//You know what you find under a pony's tail?// |
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Don't look a gift horse in the back of the mouth |
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I have many small dreadlocks, could thes be animated too? I'd be like a sea urchin! Yeah! |
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//occasionally change from a gentle swishing to an agitated snapping motion//
How about some bio-sensors that change the motion based on the wearer's mood? |
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or change the motion based on the heart-rate... |
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"...I'd be like a sea urchin!" |
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I thought of something like this for a devils tail on a halloween costume. perhaps put beat dection into it and your hair will bounce along with music |
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< Adds "dection" to her vocabulary > |
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This would hurt like hell. Any of you ever ride in a convertible with long hair? It stings when it hits you. |
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