h a l f b a k e r yStrap *this* to the back of your cat.
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Toupees, finely sported by many people all over the world nowadays, have become a bit, well, boring. Therefore I propose a 'multi-purpose' hairpiece which not only acts as a toupee, but on warmer days can be whipped off and reattached as a beard. Imagine being able to go from looking like Pat Sharpe
to having a long, flowing beard and no hair in an instant! Design could include a velcro strip running down the middle so that each half can be detached...instant sideburns! Similarly, one piece could be used as a ponytail - the other as a jaunty moustache. Who wants one? Anyone..?
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wear it as a pinny (translation please) for cooking the barbeque or on your chest after cooking, as a napkin while eating. |
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You could also use it as a merkin, but afterwards you probably wouldn't want it anywhere near your face. |
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Can also substitute for 3 cats if you're 4 cats mad and 3 of your cats have oddly wound up in the garbage disposal. Petting a ball of hair will convince anyone that you're at least 3 cats mad. And you have to stick to those government quotas somehow. |
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In other news, Bin Laden is reportedly actually bald and beardless, but recently saw his doctor about Rogaine... |
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Following on from Po's idea, using one as a pinny would definitely add a certain 'Burt Reynolds' or 'Magnum' vibe to any barbecue proceedings...anyway, it was 'chest' a thought... |
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Following on from Po's idea, using one as a pinny would definitely add a certain 'Burt Reynolds' or 'Magnum' vibe to any barbecue proceedings...anyway, it was 'chest' a thought... |
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