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So, a sort of hair minimotor? Would there be someone who decides who is allowed to use this device - a sort of hair animator minimotor nominator? |
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If they learned by example, they'd presumably be a hair animator minimotor nominator imitator ... |
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I think they'd be required to show enough initiative on their own. Otherwise their contract might be ended by the hair animator minimotor nominator imitator terminator. |
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...and what if this device was designed for use by a
mythical creature with the head of a bull and the
body of a man? |
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That's getting a bit labyrinthine, isn't it ? |
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You're in a minotaurity there, [norm]. |
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He seems to be losing the thread ... |
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Perhaps he needs a temporary secretary. |
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Trained Pediculus humanus capitis via by a .wav rendering device with modified speakers. Feeding time would be annoying, to say the least. |
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Hairminator..... “I'll be back-combed” |
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//Ariadne ?// No, not recently. You? |
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You could also put skipjack tuna on your head. |
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The ratio of actuated to unactuated follicles would
be of course indicated by a quotient of the hair
animator actuator numerator and denominator. |
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People paid to sell the product would be ...
demonstrators. And those disrupting the throngs
with protest against such artificial waving would be
the ... agitators. |
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If you used a bunch of follicles on minimotors to loft
the person, that could be a ... elevator. |
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But what device would you use to organize the
minimotors to act in coherent patterns of standing
waves? I would choose an animator oscillator,
connected to a terminal with an alligator. |
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