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Some HB ideas are good; some are nice but impractical;some are rubbish..but funny; some are just plain rubbish. And then there are ideas and annotation threads that turn into a mess of ridicule.
I propose a forum in the style of a courtroom trial, where so called trolls can be invited to refute the
accusations (or continue with a self-condemning tirade). Other HBers can listen and nod their head and smile and then condemn them en masse.
Hopefully this would reduce the amount of unfunny, uninteresting comment elsewhere in the site.
("What do you mean WIBNI?..But I'm not a tr.." - dragged off)
Jury and the baliff
http://www.cascadia...AND%20KANGAROOS.JPG
[normzone, Dec 18 2007]
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Bailiff: "All rise"
All: Rise
Bailiff: "Court is now in session"
Judge: "What is the charge against these defendants?"
Prosecutor: "Trolls, your hono(u)r"
<<Judge: "How do the defendants plead?"
Troll #1: "like this teehee"
Troll #1, #2, etc.: "don't hurt my evil twin teehee">>
Judge: "I have heard the evidence. Death Sentence to be carried out *nowwwww*"
Bleeding heart: "But your hono(u)r..."
Judge, Bailiff, Executioner, Gallery: "Put a custard sock in it!"
Bailiff: Shoots Trolls *Blam, Blam, Blam...*
All: Dancing and cheering merrilly "Next!"
Section between << and >> is entirely optional |
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So I should lay off the heresy and witchcraft...? |
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"Sentence first, verdict afterwards". Croissant. |
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UnaBubba: Your Judge Dredd uniform is ready, Sir. oooh, suits you, Sir ! |
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DrCurry: You are only in danger of you weigh more than a duck .... |
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where did I put my knitting in all this excitement ?<cackles> |
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I don't know if I could resist the impulse to go all Henry Fonda. |
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No need for a trial. Nobody's being deprived of any right by being booted. |
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//Not much equivocation//
Bailiff: "All rise"
All: Rise
Bailiff: "Court is now in session"
Bailiff: Shoots Trolls *Blam, Blam, Blam...*
Judge: "What was the charge against these deceased defendants?"
Prosecutor: "Trolls, your hono(u)r"
Bleeding heart: "Your hono(u)r..."
Judge, Bailiff, Executioner, Gallery: "Put a custard sock in it!"
Judge: "How did the defendants plead?"
All: "like this teehee"
All: "don't hurt my evil twin teehee"
Judge: "I heard the evidence. Make sure the Trolls are dead *nowwwww*"
Bailiff: Shoots Trolls *Blam, Blam, Blam...*
All: Dancing and cheering merrilly "Next!"
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Judge: The jury will retire to consider the evidence.
Prosecutor: Considering the evidence, the jury shouldn't need to retire.
(From 'A Man For All Seasons', one of the best films ever.) |
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//Henry Fonda mode//
I prefer the Tony Hancock/Sid James version myself. |
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There's a point. Do we get a hotel room if we serve on the jury? Room service? Spa-bath? Bell-hops? |
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A humming intern has no need for a room - it's a quickie. |
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Its difficult to say exactly what they did....but they made me hopping mad. |
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... I thought that was Boomerangs, not Kangaroos ... |
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Heretics were the first trolls. |
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Are you trying to say that the all wise and mighty Jutta is not adequate for deciding whether something is bakery heresay or not!? |
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