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Bailiff: "All rise"
All: Rise
Bailiff: "Court is now in session"
Judge: "What is the charge against these defendants?"
Prosecutor: "Trolls, your hono(u)r"
<<Judge: "How do the defendants plead?"
Troll #1: "like this teehee"
Troll #1, #2, etc.: "don't hurt my evil twin teehee">>
Judge: "I have heard the evidence. Death Sentence to be carried out *nowwwww*"
Bleeding heart: "But your hono(u)r..."
Judge, Bailiff, Executioner, Gallery: "Put a custard sock in it!"
Bailiff: Shoots Trolls *Blam, Blam, Blam...*
All: Dancing and cheering merrilly "Next!"
Section between << and >> is entirely optional |
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So I should lay off the heresy and witchcraft...? |
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"Sentence first, verdict afterwards". Croissant. |
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UnaBubba: Your Judge Dredd uniform is ready, Sir. oooh, suits you, Sir ! |
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DrCurry: You are only in danger of you weigh more than a duck .... |
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where did I put my knitting in all this excitement ?<cackles> |
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I don't know if I could resist the impulse to go all Henry Fonda. |
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No need for a trial. Nobody's being deprived of any right by being booted. |
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//Not much equivocation//
Bailiff: "All rise"
All: Rise
Bailiff: "Court is now in session"
Bailiff: Shoots Trolls *Blam, Blam, Blam...*
Judge: "What was the charge against these deceased defendants?"
Prosecutor: "Trolls, your hono(u)r"
Bleeding heart: "Your hono(u)r..."
Judge, Bailiff, Executioner, Gallery: "Put a custard sock in it!"
Judge: "How did the defendants plead?"
All: "like this teehee"
All: "don't hurt my evil twin teehee"
Judge: "I heard the evidence. Make sure the Trolls are dead *nowwwww*"
Bailiff: Shoots Trolls *Blam, Blam, Blam...*
All: Dancing and cheering merrilly "Next!"
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Judge: The jury will retire to consider the evidence. Prosecutor: Considering the evidence, the jury shouldn't need to retire. (From 'A Man For All Seasons', one of the best films ever.) |
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//Henry Fonda mode//
I prefer the Tony Hancock/Sid James version myself. |
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There's a point. Do we get a hotel room if we serve on the jury? Room service? Spa-bath? Bell-hops? |
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A humming intern has no need for a room - it's a quickie. |
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Its difficult to say exactly what they did....but they made me hopping mad. |
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... I thought that was Boomerangs, not Kangaroos ... |
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Heretics were the first trolls. |
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Are you trying to say that the all wise and mighty Jutta is not adequate for deciding whether something is bakery heresay or not!? |
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