Guitar based usb keyboard

qwerty keyboards are outdated. sure, they're pretty simple to understand, but boring. plus, sitting typing on your keyboard is not visually appealing. i suggest instead an electric guitar. each string works as a different key, with the frets as modifiers. therefore, when you want to hit a commonly used letter (say "e") you strum one of the strings. to get a less common letter you have to hold a distant fret while strumming. each string will have a gate on it so that only strums of a certain level will register, so on an average strum only one letter will be imputted. With this system, all data entry personnel will become slightly more fit as well, because sitting in an office chair with armrests is difficult with a guitar, and most people are likely to start bouncing around when you hand them a guitar. This system also allows for the creation of a number of "Rockstar" themed peripherals and accessories.