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The Guitar Shredder consists of an electric guitar connected
to a specially designed guitar amplifier. This amp is also a
paper shredder, and there is a slot at the top that accepts
paper. However, no paper will be shredded unless the guitar
is being strummed melodically. Additionally, turning
up the
amplifier’s volume and gain will increase the efficiency of
the shredder, shredding paper faster. So the only way to
shred documents quickly is to feed paper into the amplifier
while rocking out on the guitar—shredding while shredding.
As a nice final touch, the paper is shredded into the shapes of
musical notes, which fly out of the amplifier’s speaker and
into the waste bin.
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[+] As an alternative to shredding, when I am on stage or in the office, I prefer to tear it up. |
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Bun [+]. Might I suggest the Peavey HP Special electric guitar as the perfect compliment to your system? Excellent for shredding, it is... |
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- for the pun in the title. ++ for the idea. net + |
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@[leinypoo]: Yes, you really rip, don't you? |
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As to your suggestion, [Watered-down rumster], I prefer my
custom-built bladed axe, with flames on top. It's a matter of
taste. |
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I can imagine the modern working environment which has evil-laugh operated hand-dryers in the toilets and air-guitar operated shredders in the office areas. |
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Sometimes I burn up the guitar or papers as well. |
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I bow to your expertise on this one, [Dr]; sounds like your ax is up to the task. I also imagine your research department likely has a massive budget just for replacing strings as all that shredding takes its toll... |
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