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Am I the only one who finds the one handed bra release a tricky manoevre? [mental note to self : don't ask questions that leave me open to personal ridicule]
The guitar capo is a device that fixes around the neck of a guitar to raise the tone.[insert punchline here]. The beauty of this device is
that it holds under a lot of tension (it has to to get a good note), but it's released very quickly via a lever - which is under no tension at all!
Confused - click the link for a bra revelation.
http://www.tranchant.freeserve.co.uk/guitar/images/capo.jpg
... but with breasts.
I propose that the bra could then be removed by simply flicking the lever with the one hand - leaving the other hand free for other purposes. ;)
A capo
http://www.tranchan...tar/images/capo.jpg [jonthegeologist]'s link as a link. [phoenix, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Okay, as long as it's comfortable and not liable to undo itself... |
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Only if I can get a visual "Waah-Waah" effect. |
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I'm picturing a rollerblade-like fastening system. Zzzzzt click. |
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Right, of course . . . because we all know that a woman's top priority in buying undergarments is making sure that they can be removed by someone *else* as quickly as possible. |
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The classic "boys-will-be-boys" sexual harrassment technique of bra strap snapping could also have a lot more serious consequences if the target was wearing one of these. |
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I'm not sure Velcro would be able to hold under tension... the forces may be too great (depending on the cup size of course) |
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Velcro? This might cause an unexplainable, worldwide increase in the use of the Heimlich maneuver, especially so if used in front-closure bras. |
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//fixes around the neck//
So, this bra fastens around the neck, does it? Sounds like a great new offering for Boondoggle Industries. |
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fastens round the upper chest, like a normal bra. The only change I'm suggesting is to the way it fastens. |
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