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Grousimator

Double barreled shotgun double cartridge
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Daddy left me pots and pots so I am loaded, but I am not a very good shot at all.

Therefore I would pay anything for the 'Grousimator Gemini' double-barreled shot gun double cartridge.

I shoot- I miss- as usual. Today I quickly reach for the 'G-G' cartridge and lo, I can load both barrels in the time it takes to load one.

'Top hole', I ejaculate to myself, smugly.

bhumphrys, Oct 08 2013

automatic shotgun http://en.wikipedia...son_Assault_Shotgun
[bs0u0155, Oct 08 2013]

Shotgun Tracer http://www.fiocchiu...hi_ammunition_.aspx
[bs0u0155, Oct 08 2013]

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       try the automatic shotgun. For extra fun they make tracer round for them too. So you can just treat it like a lethal-lead hosepipe.
bs0u0155, Oct 08 2013
  

       What [bs0u0155] said, plus go for a 10-gauge instead of a 12-gauge.
8th of 7, Oct 08 2013
  

       Well, you certainly get credit for conservation - three previous ideas, five links and eight annos since 2007. A hearty welcome back to you.
normzone, Oct 08 2013
  

       //I can load both barrels in the time it takes to load one.//   

       What kind of a gentleman loads his _own_ gun? You're taking bread from the mouths of loaders.
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 08 2013
  

       The economy being what it is, [Max], belts must be tightened and sacrifices made. Why, I myself have had to forgo my usual hunting mount in favour of a Sixth Horse, and may be forced to an Eighth or even Tenth Horse unless things soon improve.
ytk, Oct 08 2013
  

       That's shocking, [ytk]. However, [bhumphrys] cannot plead poverty as an excuse - I understand that Dame Edna DVDs continue to sell well.   

       He could at least afford someone to load on his bequarter.
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 08 2013
  


 

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