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A pork-product food item, made in the image of a male erm..
member.
For all those women (or men) who want to take out their aggression
against the man (or men) who done them wrong.
Differing levels of agression/frustration can be reflected in the
treatment of the sausage. A light toasting
for slight miffedness, a
thorough grilling for major grudges, barbecue incineration for
"they're-all-b*stards-style hate binge.
And, of course, think of the symbolic and theraputic possibilities of
cutting, chewing etc.
(???) Martian Eye Popper
http://www.funforal..._popping_thing.html
I think an inappropriately shaped version of this would release more stress. And may well exist (can't go looking from here). [DrCurry, Oct 21 2004]
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Exactly [drcurry]. It enables women or men, depending on your orientation, can relieve stress without actually causing any harm to the swine and without being arrested for practicing anger management. Pacifist peperoni , if you will. Think of it as an edible version of those Manager-shaped punch bags. |
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You're obviously a male squeak. |
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Perhaps someone toasted squeak's sausage, hence the name. |
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not too sure about the category. |
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is there a veggie option for religious or other reasons? |
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Why is the shape inappropriate, [DrC]? |
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bris: as in "inappropriate content". Politically incorrect, if you will. Or anatomically correct, if you're really being a stickler. |
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aint he coy? makes me want to pat him on the head and give him a sugar lump. |
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I've found that a warm banana fritter fits the bill. |
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Obligatory yes, we have no bananas today Post |
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Well [po]. I would have to market a non-pork, circumcised version to cater for some people's religious leanings, but vegetarians? |
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A strategically whittled courgette? It just wouldn't look right. |
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Much as I'd hate to, I suppose I'd have to resort to the Linda McCartney option.
Quorn balls anyone? Tofu todger? No? Y'sure now?
Ah well, all the more for me
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I still can't believe this got (fish)boned. I thought it would be my moment of glory. I may need counseling. |
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I voted for. [squeak] I can give you my shrinks number if you want. |
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Aw.I always like you [nichpo]. Aint you sweet. |
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(blush) shucks (stares at shoes in embarresment) |
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