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Free! Something sharp inside!!!
Like
the piercing pain of your
bedraggled soul.
A cereal with black crunchy corn
puff
ankhs and marshmallows like,
crimson hearts, black roses, green
thorns, white fangs and purple
cloaks.
Kids will remember the Jingle
Misty
innocent milk
Corrupted by the darkness
Of my tainted soul
I laugh at the weeping
Of my complete sadness
Waterlogged and soggy
My life is a gelid bowl
And my spoon digs me deeper
Into a pit of dispair
goth lyric generator
http://cl4.org/comp/lucretia/goth.php
Random goth lyric generator with sorce code [sufc, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
Goth Milk?
http://www.acidpoptart.com/gothmilkt.jpg
[thumbwax, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
Top 10
http://www.halfbake...=Monthly_20top_2010
I think that's got it... [k_sra, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
Google search
http://www.google.c...k&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
[sartep, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
What is goth?
http://www.sfgoth.com/primer/
Some information. [sartep, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
More information.
http://www.goth.net/
It was never my intention to leave anyone out of the loop. [sartep, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
My Goth Kitty
http://www.seizethenet.com/gothkitty.jpg
[sartep, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
The synthetic dream foundation
http://www.tsdf.net/
Dark experimental art, goth industrial music, film music composer, gothic horror fantasy art [wickedthoughts, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
Google search
http://www.google.c...k&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
[sartep, Oct 06 2004]
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Much gloomier than Count Chocula. |
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Promoted in black and white commercials. |
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The milk-moustache would look like the real thing…+ |
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Hallowheaties, I love it. |
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Think of all the goth children you have just made sadder (and therefore happier). Good for you. Love the jingle! + |
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People would notice the stack of black-tinged bowls waiting to be washed. + |
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it up for Sartep! Yah! Sartep! |
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Does it taste like the bitter ashes of life? |
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I am touched, thanks. (sniff) |
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Like yellow pus on flacid pink
lips
The Autoboneur prickles and
tickles
My morbid sucrose thoughts
Oh, slings! Oh, arrows!
Your individually sanitized thorny
tears
Tear at my overburdened
heart
But I rise out of the fiery
ashes
Like a brimstone phoenix
So, nyeah! Thwwwppppit! |
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For sartep: a crescent dough-moon, dark and sodden. + |
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I want to vote for this twice. |
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Congrats, [sartep], you're number two on this month's top list. Sorry I can't share my list... it's unreadable for some reason. |
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This month has a top list? |
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BRAVO, BRAVO, ENCORE!!!!!! |
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No, no, TIB..."Goth milk?" I haveth thy milk. |
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It's all so stupid.I'm going to drown myself in my namebrand commercial cereal now... |
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Is there anyone attached for the box design? Or does it come in a little coffin? |
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First time looking at the bakery in 2 weeks, welcomed back by this. Ahhh, life is good. + |
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hhhmmm found something black in the fridge tonight. eeewwww! |
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= 25th on the best idea list. |
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You just don't get it, Dad. |
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[sartep] has brain controlling devices? that would explain a lot! |
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(Oh, and I did manage to get a top ten list up there for you, see [link].) |
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//Or am I the only one who hasn't
been affected by sartep's brain
controlling device yet?// |
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Ha ha, perish the thought. But, IF
there WAS a brain controlling
device, could you perhaps, in
theory, tell me why it might NOT
affect you? Are you near any
major power lines or surrounded
by lead water pipes? Does anyone
else feel like they aren't affected
by any mind control devices? |
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When you do a Google search for
'cereal turns milk black' Goth
Crunch appears at the top of the
list. That in itself is unique. |
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See links above (currently putting
them in if you don't see them
now). Kewl, K sra. |
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Coco Puffs and Coco Pebbles turn the milk sort of dark brown. |
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If my mandibles aren't black then I
don't want it as my cereal. |
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Woah, that's the web for you. I do
not know a karina. Totally,
snagged off this HB page that
was. I guess that's why I don't put
my stand-up up here and why I
have copyrighted more stuff in the
past. |
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Wow, that mind control stuff is really starting to spread... |
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<waits for influx of goths> I said that like it was a bad thing. |
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Is it REALLY though, when you
think about it? |
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Oh dispair! What evil hath I
unleashed? |
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well it's dispair or dat one... oh, we're not talking about the goats anymore are we? |
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You've managed to hit this month's top. Congrats. |
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...as long as the goths are of the clown hating kind, they are very welcome as far as I am concerned. Hmmmm....clown crunch; with added clown feet... |
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(dag) The goth lyric generator link is something I've known about for about a year. Its one that I decided not to add to the links list and music resources list on a music management website I set up. |
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Could we have the box utter a sigh every time it's opened? If not, I guess the consumers will supply their own... |
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Now with carbonated blood caps!
A pop-rock-like candy bit that
crackles, sputters and bleeds. |
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Send in 30 proofs of purchase and
10 USD to get a bigger leather
bound box to keep your Goth
Crunch in. |
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those 5 people who gave you a [-] should be ashamed of theirselves |
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It's probably a goth compliment. |
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How did I miss this the first time round?
Simply Beautiful. (Will be digging out some old photos and my Sisters of Mercy LPs) |
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Ha! It probably is, K. Thank you,
gnome and dickity. |
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Wow, this is really dumb... |
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^_^ I like it! ;) Would be fun sitting on the shelf next to my Bloody O's. =P Parents will be like "Which creepy cereal did little Johnny want?" Baffled and confused. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! [+] |
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Robyn, when you say Johnny, would that be a reference to the wonderful Johnny the Homicidal Maniac? But i love this cereal, especially if it IS fang friendly. |
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Perfect for the depressed! |
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//fang friendly// Yes, fruit loops must get stuck around vampires' fangs. |
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I think (not often) that Kats are quite naturally Goth. |
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I have a few examples of that being
true. (see link) |
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I'm just realizing how many ideas will need to be churned to the top to get the votes they deserve... Which leads to my next question: should we churn our own ideas or wait for others to churn them? <scratches chin> |
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+ from me. the first after the reinbunation... |
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