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Google Earth, Google Desktop, Google Maps; where will it end?
I dare not rifle my wife’s handbag. The reason; I can’t find anything quickly enough before some sort of alarm goes off.
“What are you doing?”
“Er...Nothing”
“Do you want to borrow £10 to go down the pub?”
“Um…No”
“Give
it here…here you are”
“OK…thanks”
Google Handbag ™ indexes the contents of handbags, enables rapid searches and earns revenue using targetted adverts.
It will do no evil.
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I must say no. Do women want to Google Toolbox or sock drawer? no way. Please stay out of our purses. It is kind of funny, so no fishbone. After all I do have a sense of humor. |
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Google Toolbox is a damned good idea...
Except it's more like Google "Tools spread around all parts of the house" |
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I think women would like this better than men would. |
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Also something that lets them determine whether there is, in fact, a penny somewhere within the 3-kilogram melange of makeup items, coinage, feminine products, etc. that she is rummaging through for 10 minutes while standing in front of the supermarket cashier. |
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Google Search>> handbag "one penny" near lipstick accessible
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Oh, come on! A penny ain't worth a dime anymore! |
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I'm not sure Google has the capacity to catalogue the average lady's handbag. I mean, the internet, sure, but a handbag... |
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No way, anything that deprives me of the joy of waiting in a queue in a shop while some woman empties her life out onto the counter in search of 20p can't be a good thing. [+] |
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Just before anyone else suggests it, a "Google Google" to tell you which Google-enabled tool you should use. |
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now do I need to fix the flap on this
handbag? Better look it up in glueoogle +
Sorry [DR] you can blame Hippo and take a
look at DrBob's most excellent idea "the
Flamer's Guide to halfbakery" to see
why. (+) for your own suitably daft idea. |
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[-] for anything that suggests evil google get any more of a share of our lives. |
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