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Go to Bed
Modified Trucker Alarm for Your 'Puter | |
They make devices for truck drivers
that sound an alarm whenever their
neck is no longer being told to hold
their cranium upright.
These devices should:
A. Be more readily available to the
public. This could probably prevent a
lot of nasty car wrecks.
B. Be hacked so that they
are wired
into software on your computer that
will tell you to go to bed instead of
nodding off in front of the computer
with questionable browser windows
open for your girlorboyfriend to
discover.
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Surely a noisy screen saver would be just as effective? |
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I just broke up with my girlorboyfriend. [+] |
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You couldn't tell? No wonder you broke up! |
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Not if your girlorboyfriend is in the bed next to the noisy screen saver. |
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"....honey? What was that? ... What are you doing?" |
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DrCurry is right, but I still voted
'for'... |
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I've no objection to computer users having such devices, but I know that many truck stops on the interstate highways decline to sell such devices, or even to carry the batteries for them, because the device encourages drivers to continue to stay on the highway past their limits. |
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//...it's your idea.
yabba do yabba dabba,
Apr 23 2004// |
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<retarded voice> SO?!?!
UnHHngh...</retarded voice> |
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