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Have you ever been riding along and all of the sudden you have an urge to sneeze. (this idea would only be effective if you're in the passenger side) Instead of fumbling around in the back seat press the automatic Glove-Box-Tissue-Dispenser button! Immediatley a hand pops out of the dashboard and hands
you a tissue(or hankerchief if you like.) The telescoping arm zips back into the dashboard and reloads for the next time.
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I like this one. It would fit neatly under the popout drinks holder in my car. |
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and the poor old driver just sprays the windscreen - again. |
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just put a box of tissues in your car. Duh. |
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what is it you feed a popping-out, zipping-back cartoon-like hand?
Is this like a pantomime horse? |
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[craziness] why do you comment on my ideas if their fallacies if are so flaming obvious. |
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[craziness] Well, I'm sorry I am walking all over you. I figure someone with all fishbones might feel a little insecure. |
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<hands croissant to the guy with a fiddle, grabs a tissue> |
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I've often wondered what became of Thing after Gomez, Morticia, and Uncle Fester passed away. I'm pleased to hear he has found gainful new employment as a glove-box attendant. Now if only we could find a job for Cousin Itt. |
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[+] Beats heck out of a box of tissues rolling back and forth over the dashboard. P.S. Easy, [fiddler], you need my next invention: SkinThick'ner ™. |
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