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A giant rotary brush gently directs an unruly crowd towards an equally giant vacuum slot. Brush and slot are mounted to the front of a mobile unit. A rubberized cyclone section allows adults to be separated from children and small animals so that the latter are sent to a bypass chute where they are harmlessly
deposited behind the unit in a generally upright position. Adults and large animals are dropped into the collection bag which, when full, is discarded.
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Only if it can have a grumbly voice like the Suc-u-bus in 'Starship Titanic.' |
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This was half baked in some long forgotten sci fi movie (all I remember is the image on the poster). |
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Ah, it's all well and good until the beater brush snags the edge of the carpet and you get that nasty "burnt rubber" smell from the belt. |
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"Adults and large animals are dropped into the collection bag which, when full, is discarded."
Sounds ominous! |
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