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you turn on the music and with fully choreographed and rehearsed moves, get dressed.
Your clothes will all have to be laid out and razzle dazzle moves like spinning your shoes before putting them on are encouraged.
At the bridge of the song or most exciting point, you turn and look in the mirror,
ready to meet the challenges of the day.
I understand your first thoughts of the day are important, so having a spectacular routine like this, right out of a musical seems like it would energize and empower you. It could certainly at least be kind of fun, if a little weird. Okay, a lot weird but still.
The link would be my choice.
And let me add, your moves don't need to be spectacular, your spouse or significant other might not even notice, which might be good actually.
This one would be my choice.
https://www.youtube...=PL20C84AC0AAAD162E
You'd change them up now and then obviously. [doctorremulac3, Jan 28 2023]
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Significantly better than the "OK YOU MISERABLE TURDS, FEET ON THE DECK AND TOE THE LINE!" speech of younger years, and it even has a catchy rhythm and is loopable. [+] |
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When my children were small, I was sometimes able to get them out of bed in the morning by finding something upbeat on youtube, and blasting it at high volume in another room so that they would get out of bed to come and see what it was. |
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That's a simple little story but it really made my day. |
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I'm guessing you're an awesome parent. Not guessing, you quite obviously are. |
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My first week after boot camp I woke up standing at attention at the foot of my bed. |
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Hey, thank you for your service brother! Didn't know you served. |
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I love this. Stripper music should be played but instead of yanking layers of clothes off, you sensually and slowly put them on. What a way to start the day. |
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I think that's an idea in itself. |
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Why can't getting dressed be sexy? |
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OH MY GOD! That's the greatest commercial for, I don't know, nylons or something that I've ever heard of! |
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Gal looking at the camera all "come hither" like, shows the product, that stripper theme starts, she puts them on with all the provocative gestures a stripper uses, then poses looking good in the product. And the tag line, yea, the greatest product tag line ever: |
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"Who says putting clothes ON can't be sexy? Victoria Secret." |
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Thank you, that cheered me up. |
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// My first week after boot camp I woke up standing at attention at the foot of my bed // |
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And if you slept in the top rack it was an exercise in levitation. |
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Pertinax, Knock Knock.... |
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My attempt at cheering them up. We shall have to wait and see. |
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doctor, You should be in marketing. You get the bigwigs around a table, show them the idea, (with you doing it), and I'll split the millions with you. Surely. |
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Sounds good, I'll let you be my manager. |
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Pertinax can be our Spokesperson on TikTok. Might even show some nudity there, like everyone else under the age of 30. |
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I think my wife would choose the Song of the Volga Boatmen. |
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Mrs. Rayford, beware, your husband is a Russian Spy, dropped here from a Chinese Balloon into the sea, and has now swum ashore to wreak havoc on our beautiful country. |
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