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This is just a little "vouchsafable" from the infinite archive of
JesusHChrist tips for getting through life.
I have a queen size bed. I often have trouble waking up. In the
past,
every morning I would go from one side to the other, groggilly and
frustratingly making the bed, adjusting and
tucking, over and
over,
until I got the sheet and cover just right.
Recently I discovered the genius solution:
Stand at the foot of the bed. Grab both the sheet and cover at the
corners held high above your head as if you are being crucified by
them. Fall on to the bed with arms still outstretched, turning your
face to the side if you are a big baby like me. Get the bed made in
one fell swoop and a smack in the face that wakes you up at the
same time.
Genius!
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You make the bed in the morning? |
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