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G Meter

Accurately measures gulliblitrons.
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This is not a joke, follow the science.

Gullibilitrons are units of measurement to accurately gauge a person's gullibility. It was inspired by an episode I had in my teens when walking by a Scientology center.

They offered to read my Thetans by having me hold two metal handles. I asked if they were reading the resistance in ohms across the circuit of my upper body like a lie detector or if they were measuring my epidermal capacitance. The looked at each other and said “Okay, thank you.” and politely ushered me out.

Thing is, I wasn't trying to be a smartass, it was a sincere question.

Anywho, I think the same concept could be applied in a new fashion, just be honest about what you're measuring.

Have them hold the handles and mildly shock them as they answer various questions. "Did you ever walk a dog around like a wheelbarrow holding it by its hind legs?" "No.... OUCH!"

Okay this idea is stupid. Time to get some work done. Thanks for your patience.

doctorremulac3, Aug 21 2024

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       I thought G is measured in units of pleasurement.
pashute, Aug 22 2024
  
      
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