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1: 3 or more people sit in a circle.
2: All write a number between 1 and 10 in secret.
3: All display their numbers and people with median numbers drink 3 pints of beer.
4: Repeat until all but one have peed themselves.
This can be done with hallucinagenic drugs also,except people will lose if
they think gremlins are trying to kill them or something.
Roger's Profanisaurus
http://www.viz.co.u...saurus/profanis.htm
[stupop, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Why? The ones that don't get to drink miss out. Try this: |
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1: 1-any number of people go to the pub
2: Someone gets a round in
3: Everyone drinks. (Repeat until discussing personal spirituality)
4: Get kebab. |
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5. Distribute kebab evenly over face. |
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From Roger's Profanisaurus (and from memory): Abrakebabra - a magic trick where a previously eaten kebab miraculously reappears on the front seat headrest of the minicab on the way home. |
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Unless you get yourself a proper shami/shish kebab or even a well made non-minced-alsation-meat kebab. Yum. You don't want to waste that stuff. |
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Didn't [thumbwax] do a Profanisaurus once? |
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