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Why? The ones that don't get to drink miss out. Try this: |
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1: 1-any number of people go to the pub 2: Someone gets a round in 3: Everyone drinks. (Repeat until discussing personal spirituality) 4: Get kebab. |
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5. Distribute kebab evenly over face. |
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From Roger's Profanisaurus (and from memory): Abrakebabra - a magic trick where a previously eaten kebab miraculously reappears on the front seat headrest of the minicab on the way home. |
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Unless you get yourself a proper shami/shish kebab or even a well made non-minced-alsation-meat kebab. Yum. You don't want to waste that stuff. |
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Didn't [thumbwax] do a Profanisaurus once? |
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